Questions? Questions? We have answers....

How much are the shipping charges to Kalamazoo?

We ship through the good ol' USPS to anywhere in the United States for 4 bucks a shirt. That's it, just 4 measily dollars.. all the way from our humble home to yours, amazing!

You took my money, now when will I get my bad-ass T-Shirt?

Our normal turnaround time is 3 to 4 business days once you have made your payment. As soon as your items haved shipped we will send you an email letting you know... aren't we the greatest?
We are a small, independent and confident company... and we pride ourselves on quality and speed. Money makes the world go around but it doesn't alway bring happiness, so we believe in making people happy first, and getting rich second.

Dude! This shirt doesn't fit like I thought. Am I S.O.L.?

No way my brother! If you don't think it's the greatest shirt you have ever owned just send it back and we will refund you money minus the cost of shipping. If you need a different size just let us know via email or a hand written note included with the shirt when you ship it back to us. Hey, we are cool... we understand shit happens.

I have a rash on my chest, can you help me out?

Sure thing! Just buy any one of our awesome shirts and it will cover up that nastiness and have the ladies swooning over you in no time at all...

Your website is jacked up in Internet Explorer 6.. what gives?

It's cause you are using IE6 ... get a real browswer here.